The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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