Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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