Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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