YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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