you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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