So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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