we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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