what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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