So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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