Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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