You can't motorboat a personality
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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