he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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