at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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