...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize