I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Randomize
