i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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