porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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