My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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