that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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