O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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