Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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