Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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