I'm laying in your front yard are you home
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
my liver is dry heaving
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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