I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Boobs are out for the taking
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
