She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
God, I missed his penis.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
