the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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