I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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