That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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