Your mouth is God's brothel.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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