Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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