i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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