You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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