that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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