Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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