I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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