Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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