I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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