I'm really into asian looking animals
its not stalking. its research.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
