What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There r osticjed everywhere
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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