it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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