she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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