Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
