It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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