I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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