so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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