I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm bleeding and have questions
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