we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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