Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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