just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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