just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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