I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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