I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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