you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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