How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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