He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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