Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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